Kinsey: "Mom do you want to come hear my new favorite song?"
Me: "I can't right now, I have to go get ready for my hot date."
Kinsey: "Mommm...I don't think Dad would be considered hot."
Me: "Really...you don't think your dad is hot?"
Kinsey: "Well, no. You know in those magazines where they say is he hot or not...Brad Pitt would be hot, Dad would be not."
So, we decided to take a poll.
Me: "Carson, do you think Dad's hot?"
Carson: "Yeah."
Me: "Emily, do you think Dad's hot?"
Emily: "No mom."
Me: "Jared, do you think Dad's hot?"
Jared: "Mommm...ewww. What the heck? No!"
Me: "Chris, do you think Dad's hot?"
Chris: takes earphones out of ears and says "huh?"
Me: "Do you think Dad's hot?"
Chris: Rolls his eyes and turns back to the computer.
Me: Hum...I wonder if that meant no.
Poll results? 1 Hot 4 Nots.
Then Carson fans himself and says "hot". Maybe his vote doesn't count because he didn't know what we were talking about.
So...0 Hot 4 Not 1 Yes, it is hot in here.
As for me...I'm not sure "hot" would be the way I would describe him. I agree with Carson. Yes, it is hot in here. Gary was once told he looked like Kevin Costner only older, shorter, fatter, and balder. That's just not nice!
Nice looking older man? Yes...that's it! Happy 18th Anniversary to my not-so-hot-but-nice-looking-older-man husband. I'm looking forward to lots more years with you. You, on the other hand, might be saying "What was I thinking?"
For the record, Kinsey says she did not say Brad Pitt was hot. She doesn't even know who he is or what he looks like. She said that is what the magazines say.
Our anniversary celebration:
3 comments:
You are so FUNNY!!! Seriously you really make me laugh!! You should write a book. The title should be
"Random thoughts by a Random person"
or "Hey! I'm the Lady stuck in the house with all those kids"
I think I like the last one better.
HAHAHAHHAHA
Happy Aniversary!! Here's to you guys making the Top 10 hottest couples! :)
And I always thought that my family loved me because I was so hot ;-)
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