There are few things worse than walking into the bathroom after someone has "done their business" and clogged up the toilet but doesn't bother to tell anyone. This happened at our humble abode today so I went seeking out the child responsible for such atrocious behavior.
Let's just say that summer has put me on edge a bit and I have lost all patience for messy children.
I found the person responsible and told them to go plunge the toilet but they said they didn't know how. I had one teenager that knew how to plunge a toilet and two that didn't. I decided that the best thing to do would be to have them all learn how and had the the teenager that knew how to do it, teach the ones that didn't. After much weeping and wailing and knashing of teeth, I came up with this, what-I'm-sure-will-be-famous-any-day-now quote:
Teach a girl to plunge and she will plunge for herself, plunge for her and you will be plunging for her the rest of her life.
Okay, go forth and Pin.
You're welcome!
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