Thursday, April 30, 2009

This Little Piggy Went Wee, Wee, Wee All The Way Home

Okay, swine flu freak out number two. We are going to the *temple this weekend in San Antonio. You know...a lot of people from Texas and MEXICO(!) gathered in a small confined space, breathing each other's small particles of possible swine flu. Then we are going to stay in a hotel. In a room where other people have stayed who may or may not have been exposed to the swine flu and left the small particles of germs in the room! So I emailed my concerns to my non-worrying husband.

Gary, We will be blessed for going to the temple. Right?!? Is swine flu allowed in the temple? Will it be flowing through the air conditioning vents and contaminating us all? Just a thought. You know how my imagination is. Yes, I know, you are tired of hearing about it. You don't worry though, so I need to do extra so we get our worry quota for the family. Shanon
Shanon, The scriptures say to stand in Holy places. It doesn’t get more holy than the Temple so I am sure swine flu has a BIG keep out sign ;-) Love, Gary
Gary, What about the hotel? Is it holy too? Do you think they will let us stay the night in the temple? Shanon
Shanon, Of course, it is a Marriot! Mormon owned. Love, Gary

See...a non-worrier. It sure is a burden to have to do all the worrying for this family. I hope we survive!

Well, if you are going to the temple this Friday, I'll see you there. I'll be the one with the mask on.

*you can learn more about temples at mormon.org.

2 comments:

Tammy said...

You are So Hilarious!!! You totally make me laugh!!

chelon:) said...

you truly have a gift for writing! keep them coming. hope you had a great and spiritual time at the temple!...and that you didn't contract the swine flu!! :)